Funny...but a little gross too!

I was just thinking back to a little kiddo (3 years old) that attended the Montesorri School that I taught at for a few years during college. He was a really funny kid with a very dynamic personality. Anyway, one summer day we're just sitting outside on a picnic bench shoot'n the breeze and I said, "So, how's your mom doing?" He says, "Oh she's good, but she got a cut". I said (as the very caring teacher that I am), "Oh that's aweful, did she put a bandaide on it?" His reply was, "Well, I don't know...she was bleeding in her underwear!"